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Khamis, 23 Februari 2012

Ada Hajat Nak Kahwin Dua


Suatu hari si Suami menyampaikan hasratnya kepada isterinya tentang hajatnya untuk berkahwin lagi satu.

Suami:  Ayang, abang nak kahwin lain boleh?

Isteri:  Boleh, tapi syaratnya kena belajar grammar English dulu.

Suami:  Errr... Aaaa, Ok2.

Isteri :  Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural", kan?

Suami : Betul...

Isteri :  One car sebagai singular, two cars pula sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural tu kan?

Isteri :  Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang..

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri :  Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je, kan?

Suami : gluuppp???!!!


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