A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said "SMILE PLEASE ".
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SuN: Dear Moon!!!!!! Why dont you come and meet me in daytime??
MooN: Srry...Sir.....I've dark circles and sunscreen lotion is not available here!!!!
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